so i went out on the land with my brother in law Ahme and he told me a lot of cool stuff.one day while walking on some marshy terrain i saw a lot of small s shaped things appoximately 3- 5 inces long and i asked him what it was.his simple reply was "goose S%#t".later on i saw a large clump of pellets and he informed me it was the droppings of a bull caribou.on and on it went,little loose pellets was a rabbits offerings and a wolfs is pretty much like a dog with animal parts...yeeesh.finally we came across a dropping that looked like a perfect dairy queen swirl and i asked him the usual question.he was stumped.then it came to me that it was probably left by a white women who had been camping in the area ,and soto demonstrate i kinda squatted and slowly turned around saying"is anybody looking?is anybody looking?"

lol... Thanks for sharing.

here's another and i swear this one really happened.
i lived in montreal most of my life and theres lotsa people there.this ups the odds for someone asking a dumb question...and i hate dumb questions.now usually i don't have comebacks this swift but i was on my feed that day.so...i was sitting on the bus and have absently sat on a newspaper that was on the seat(sometimes a good thing,the seats are sometimes not unsticky)so as i said sitting on a bus on the newspaper and buddy steps acroos the intervening space between us and asks"are you reading that?"to which i unhesitatingly reply "yes!" and stand up and turn the page and sit down again.buddies face was somewhat befuddled.a few eavesdroppers snorted and chuckled...the end.what really dumb questions has anybody else been asked?